1 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,141 [Frank] Now, nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate 2 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:13,541 is the Garden of Eden, you know, but it's been a good home to us, 3 00:00:13,621 --> 00:00:16,141 to me, Frank Gallagher, 4 00:00:16,221 --> 00:00:19,061 and me kids, who I'm proud of, 5 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:22,061 'cause every single one of 'em reminds me a little of me. 6 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,181 [all gasp] 7 00:00:23,661 --> 00:00:25,501 You know, they can all think for themselves, 8 00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:27,780 -which they've me to thank for. -[boy] Run for it! 9 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,660 Fiona, who's a big help, massive help. 10 00:00:31,421 --> 00:00:35,461 Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip any more. 11 00:00:36,061 --> 00:00:38,461 Ian, a lot like his mam, which is handy for the others, 12 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:40,381 'cause she's disappeared into thin air. 13 00:00:40,461 --> 00:00:43,141 -[barks] -Carl, we daren't let him grow his hair. 14 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:45,301 One, it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah. 15 00:00:45,381 --> 00:00:46,461 Two, nits love him. 16 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,860 Debbie, total angel. 17 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:53,701 You've to check your change, but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 18 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,741 Plus Liam! Little rock 'n' roller! Gonna be a star. 19 00:00:57,821 --> 00:01:00,501 -Once we've got the fits under control. -[screams] 20 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:06,301 Steve, posh lad, different planet. The truth is out there... not! 21 00:01:06,861 --> 00:01:09,661 Kev and Veronica. Fantastic neighbours. 22 00:01:09,741 --> 00:01:12,261 You know, lend you anything. Well, not anything. 23 00:01:12,341 --> 00:01:15,861 But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost, 24 00:01:15,941 --> 00:01:18,861 one of the most vital necessities in this life is, 25 00:01:18,941 --> 00:01:21,661 they know how to throw a party! 26 00:01:21,741 --> 00:01:23,541 -[siren wailing] -Scatter! 27 00:01:29,021 --> 00:01:31,021 [Steve] The more time I spent with this family, 28 00:01:31,101 --> 00:01:34,341 the more I sussed that the linchpins were actually the females. 29 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,901 Fiona, the breadwinner, surrogate mother, 30 00:01:36,981 --> 00:01:39,541 then Debbie, a born leader in a tribe of males. 31 00:01:40,261 --> 00:01:41,381 Good morning, Crumble. 32 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:44,700 Everything she did seemed to be for the benefit of that family. 33 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:47,461 She had tons of stamina, compassion, and understanding. 34 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:50,500 But she also had a slightly twisted view of generosity. 35 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,621 She was only ever really happy when she pleased other people. 36 00:01:54,301 --> 00:01:55,780 One Saturday changed all that. 37 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,780 She emerged from her chrysalis a fully formed butterfly. 38 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:01,181 It was a day none of us could ever forget... 39 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:03,661 -Yeah, you are. -...however hard we tried. 40 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:08,021 Wow! You're a gorgeous girl, aren't you? Mm. 41 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:13,221 -[indistinct chatter] -[breathes deeply] 42 00:02:24,701 --> 00:02:26,901 -[groans] -[car horn honking] 43 00:02:30,021 --> 00:02:31,461 [indistinct chatter] 44 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,380 For God's sake. 45 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,741 Oh, sorry! I thought you were out. 46 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:51,501 I stayed 'round Nana's but the water's off. 47 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,501 -Hey, Frank. -[Frank] Yeah? 48 00:02:54,581 --> 00:02:55,741 Chuck us that towel. 49 00:03:03,061 --> 00:03:04,380 I don't think so. 50 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,861 I'll make do with a hand towel. 51 00:03:09,461 --> 00:03:10,420 [groans] 52 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:14,221 -[Karen] Don't throw it. -[water splashing] 53 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:20,501 All right, love. There you go. 54 00:03:22,141 --> 00:03:22,980 See ya. 55 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:28,861 [Sheila] Those cats have been at our bin again. 56 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:35,621 [indistinct background chatter] 57 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,820 Sheila, do you want owt from the chemist? 58 00:03:52,901 --> 00:03:53,741 Ooh! 59 00:03:54,140 --> 00:03:55,501 Only if you're passing. 60 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:58,581 But if he tries palming you off with Seroxin, 61 00:03:58,661 --> 00:04:00,860 saying it's the same as Praxil, well, it's not. 62 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,021 And this one says 300 milligrams, 63 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:06,420 so I want 300 milligrams. Not a shed-load of 150s. 64 00:04:17,701 --> 00:04:19,740 -[car horn honks] -[gasps] 65 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:22,941 Look at that! 66 00:04:26,421 --> 00:04:29,421 -Need a lift? -Half an hour ago, yeah. 67 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,620 -Where is that from? -[chuckles] 68 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:35,581 -One careful owner, my dentist. -Your own dentist? 69 00:04:35,661 --> 00:04:37,461 Yeah, well, he robs me, I rob him. 70 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:40,701 I saw you driving down Princess Road in this this morning. I waved. 71 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,940 [Steve] Yeah, well, uh, sorry, mate, didn't see you. 72 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:44,861 It was red then. 73 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,500 [indistinct chatter] 74 00:04:51,261 --> 00:04:52,261 Hello. 75 00:04:56,341 --> 00:04:57,180 [thudding] 76 00:04:57,821 --> 00:04:58,861 Can you hear that? 77 00:05:02,821 --> 00:05:03,981 It's one of the kids. 78 00:05:06,821 --> 00:05:08,461 -[thudding] -Can't be. 79 00:05:09,301 --> 00:05:13,021 You watched me unlock the door. Lip's got the only other set. 80 00:05:23,101 --> 00:05:24,381 [thudding] 81 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,740 -[Lip] Not a chance! -[Steve whispers] Hey! 82 00:05:27,821 --> 00:05:29,661 If they're burgling us, it's got to be a nutter. 83 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,101 [Steve whispers] Shut the fuck up! 84 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:36,461 -[staircase creaks] -[door opening] 85 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,500 [Steve sighs, laughs] 86 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:45,060 -[sighs] -[Steve laughs] 87 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,620 [Lip] The state of him! 88 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:49,541 If you had any mates, Steve, we'd put it round, gutless wimp. 89 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,341 [Steve] Yeah, said the gobbets at the back! 90 00:05:51,421 --> 00:05:53,940 Better at the back with biceps than up front with skid marks! 91 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,301 [chuckles] 92 00:05:55,701 --> 00:05:56,940 [Ian] You okay, Debs? 93 00:05:57,581 --> 00:05:58,661 You're not, are you? 94 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,461 I went past Katy Mason's party. 95 00:06:04,301 --> 00:06:05,581 [Fiona] Who's Katy Mason? 96 00:06:06,261 --> 00:06:08,821 Just outside, walking past. 97 00:06:10,221 --> 00:06:13,101 And her dad, he... [exhales sharply] 98 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,500 -[Fiona] Her dad did what? -[whispers] Nothing. 99 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,781 Debbie... 100 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:26,820 just take your time, all right? 101 00:06:32,581 --> 00:06:36,620 He was just laughing with them, and playing with them. 102 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:40,180 I couldn't see their faces. 103 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,221 It's not fair! 104 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:47,221 -Hey, hey! What wasn't fair? -[Debbie] Everything. 105 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:53,060 -So, I nicked something. -You-- 106 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:54,581 -[chuckles] -[Ian and Steve chuckling] 107 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:57,021 -[Steve laughing] -From the party? 108 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:01,541 Jesus, Debbie! Me heart nearly stopped then! 109 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,221 [Lip] Give it a rest, Debs, we've all done it. 110 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:06,421 You, right, well done for owning up, but don't try it again. 111 00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:09,180 Definitely not if confessions are your strong point. 112 00:07:09,901 --> 00:07:11,740 -[Steve laughing] -[Fiona laughing] 113 00:07:12,221 --> 00:07:14,620 -You cheeky monkey! -[child's voice outside] Debbie. 114 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:17,581 Debbie. 115 00:07:19,461 --> 00:07:22,221 -[Liam] Who's that, Debbie? -[child] Debbie. 116 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:40,221 [Debbie chuckling] 117 00:07:42,341 --> 00:07:43,820 [crow cawing] 118 00:07:46,701 --> 00:07:49,421 [indistinct chatter] 119 00:08:00,461 --> 00:08:02,180 [exhales] 120 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,541 [police sirens wailing] 121 00:08:08,461 --> 00:08:10,260 Oh, here we go! 122 00:08:14,101 --> 00:08:17,541 Send in the clowns! What have we done? 123 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,421 Hey, what's anybody done? 124 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:21,141 [clamouring] 125 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:24,060 Hey, don't pick on people round here. 126 00:08:26,421 --> 00:08:30,661 Tony Blair! You want a set to, go and nail that twat! 127 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,141 Who's the parents? Come on, we need to move back! 128 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,580 -Who are the parents? -[man] Here they are. 129 00:08:36,661 --> 00:08:37,661 [Tony] Okay. 130 00:08:37,741 --> 00:08:39,700 Now, listen to me. No, listen to me. 131 00:08:40,021 --> 00:08:42,261 The faster we get information... What are you called? 132 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,580 Come on, what are your names? 133 00:08:43,661 --> 00:08:46,301 -Jackie and Stewart. -All right, Jackie, Stewart, 134 00:08:46,581 --> 00:08:48,181 believe me. Faster we get information, 135 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,741 the faster we know what to do. 136 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,381 Now there's a team on the way and we need precise details. 137 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:54,741 -When did you last see Jody? -[Stewart] Half twelve, in the garden. 138 00:08:54,821 --> 00:08:56,941 -[Tony] Age? -[Jackie] Three next week. 139 00:08:57,021 --> 00:08:58,661 [man] Came as an angel, really good angel. 140 00:08:58,741 --> 00:09:01,021 [man 2] No, little Jody's swapped clothes, little Abbie's an angel... 141 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,261 [door closes] 142 00:09:03,661 --> 00:09:04,821 [pants] 143 00:09:04,901 --> 00:09:06,061 [Sheila] Hello. 144 00:09:07,621 --> 00:09:09,220 [shopping clatters] 145 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:14,381 Kiddie, up the street, snatched! 146 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,501 [clicks fingers] Thin air! 147 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:18,941 Oh, God help us. 148 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,541 [Veronica giggling] 149 00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:28,741 -I'll show you who's best man. -[giggles] 150 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,460 -Hey, Lip, is it true? -[Lip] What? 151 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,701 Unlucky in white, if you're lying. 152 00:09:35,901 --> 00:09:37,061 -[Veronica laughing] -[Lip] What? 153 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,860 [Veronica] "My big day." Bollocks. 154 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,021 She only married him 'cause he paid off his mortgage 155 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,181 on t' disability. [giggles] 156 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,460 -[gasps, screams] -[thudding] 157 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,901 -[Fiona] What's your name? -Jody. 158 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,821 [Fiona whisper] Jody. Aw. 159 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,181 [Debbie] She was outside the gate. 160 00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:56,021 -No one was watching. -Debbie, did she walk up to you 161 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,421 -and you just spotted her? -And you are happy 162 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,661 that we found you 163 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,821 when you were looking for your mum on the street? 164 00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:06,100 And you'd no idea where she belongs, 165 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:08,980 -so you brought her here. -So that we could help you. 166 00:10:09,941 --> 00:10:11,581 No, she had a party badge on. 167 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,741 So why'd you take her? 168 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,781 She was crying for her mum. Where was her mum? Nobody cared! 169 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:19,460 They will now! Fuck's sake, this is all we need. 170 00:10:19,541 --> 00:10:21,100 Are you right in the bloody head? 171 00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:22,541 -Hey. -[grunts] 172 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,860 Fiona, calm down, all right? Kids get lost all the time. 173 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,261 We just-- We'll take her back, we'll take her back and say... 174 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:31,021 [Fiona] We're going to take you home, aren't we, Jody? 175 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:32,941 Yeah. 176 00:10:40,301 --> 00:10:42,821 -[Andrea] Hey. What's going on? -It's okay, Andrea. 177 00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:45,181 Me and Ian, we're just having a laugh. 178 00:10:47,621 --> 00:10:49,100 Aren't prostitutes shy? 179 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:51,381 [Andrea] You still doing insurance claims, Lip? 180 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,501 -[Lip] What are you after? -[Andrea] I'm thinking 181 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:57,061 high winds, March the 18th. Aerial goes through the roof. 182 00:10:57,621 --> 00:10:58,740 Lip, for Christ's sake! 183 00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:00,460 ...letting in water two floors down. 184 00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,901 That's, uh, two ceilings, three carpets, 185 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,421 -and a Nicam telly. -[tires screech] 186 00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:06,141 [Lip] Do you know how much your aerial weighs? 187 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,021 -[Andrea] No. -You'll have to say the chimney went. 188 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,941 Chimney, then. How much do you charge? 189 00:11:10,021 --> 00:11:11,541 [Lip] Right, ten for the forms filling in, 190 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:14,501 twenty when the claim's paid, plus labour for pretend rubble, 191 00:11:14,581 --> 00:11:16,061 'cause you don't actually have a chimney. 192 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,501 [police officer over megaphone] Ladies and gentlemen, 193 00:11:18,581 --> 00:11:19,941 please, can I have your attention? 194 00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:21,781 Now, I know emotions are running high. 195 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:25,220 I appreciate you really want to help, but you cannot help in this situation. 196 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,541 [Frank] How many times does this have to happen 197 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:29,701 before anybody listens? 198 00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:34,821 Eh? Eh, count the troops! Count the troops! 199 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:39,061 If we lived in Chorlton they'd be all over this place like fucking crabs. 200 00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:41,821 A kiddie missing, one van, one car! 201 00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:44,541 Six monkeys! You know, it makes you sick! 202 00:11:45,301 --> 00:11:48,100 [coughs] Not, you know, not pigs themselves, 203 00:11:48,181 --> 00:11:51,501 you know, thingies-- Policies! The Home Office. 204 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:54,740 Probably Tony Blair! Again! 205 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,701 -Highest rated... -Look at everybody. 206 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,301 We haven't got a clue about any of this this, all right? 207 00:11:59,381 --> 00:12:01,141 We just-- we found her-- found her walking, all right? 208 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,100 I feel sick. 209 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,621 Look, you get her out, I'll do the talking. 210 00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:09,541 Oh, Fiona, Steve. Kiddie, this size. 211 00:12:09,621 --> 00:12:10,621 Jody. Little Jody. 212 00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:12,901 You haven't passed anybody with a kiddie this size? 213 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,340 [Steve] No, somebody wandered off, Frank? 214 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:15,740 -[sighs] -No! 215 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:18,621 Frank spotted a junkie looking over the fence at the party. 216 00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:21,901 About ten seconds before little Jody disappears into thin air! 217 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:25,061 Junkie with dreads. You know, ugly bastard, scummy. 218 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:28,621 What the fuck are we doing standing here? Get him! 219 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:32,340 Go on, get after him! Jody! 220 00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:34,901 Where do Jody's parents live, Sheila? 221 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:38,021 Brennan Street. But I think they're still up there with the police. 222 00:12:38,661 --> 00:12:42,541 [Frank] The kid was gonna be three next week. He's not even three, Steve. 223 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,941 Look we'll get on the street and... 224 00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:46,821 -He? -[Frank] I know, 225 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:48,501 it's bad enough if it's a girl, innit? But... 226 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:52,620 your only son! I mean, can you imagine? 227 00:12:52,701 --> 00:12:54,421 [Steve] All right, look, we'll hit the road 228 00:12:54,501 --> 00:12:55,901 and see what we can see, all right? 229 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,460 -[Frank] All right, good lad. -It's a boy! Great! Get him down! 230 00:12:59,701 --> 00:13:00,661 God be with you. 231 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,181 [car engine starts] 232 00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:11,901 [Veronica] I know she's not a virgin, 233 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,620 'cause I were there when she lost it. 234 00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:17,381 Bouncer. Sean Creed. 235 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,061 Plus... 236 00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:25,381 I were knobbing her every Friday down t'school baths. 237 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,021 You were? 238 00:13:28,701 --> 00:13:29,661 God, yeah. 239 00:13:31,581 --> 00:13:32,541 Towel room. 240 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:36,541 We had to do it in the pump house. 241 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,381 Took me years to work out why the smell of bleach followed me round. 242 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,541 Are we going up for a kip? 243 00:13:51,181 --> 00:13:52,181 Can't budge. 244 00:13:52,661 --> 00:13:53,541 [dog barking] 245 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:57,021 Do you like me hair this colour? 246 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:01,781 Suits you. 247 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,901 Me, neither. [groans] 248 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,860 [cheering on TV] 249 00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:19,381 Oh, well played. 250 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:27,100 -What's the score, Kash? -Eh? 2-1. 251 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,740 I think. 252 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:31,181 [Pete] Give us an ounce of baccy and a packet of Rizlas as well, mate. 253 00:14:32,661 --> 00:14:35,061 -So, how's the baby, then, Pete? -[Pete] Oh, God! Me and Claire 254 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,620 have had about ten hours' kip between us in a fortnight. 255 00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,980 I tell ya, I'm this close to losing me job, man. 256 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,061 [cash register machine beeping] 257 00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,181 How was it between you and Yvonne? 258 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,941 You know, sex and that? 259 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:50,661 -Pretty ordinary. -No, after the first. 260 00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:56,261 Oh, right, yeah, uh... about a fortnight. 261 00:14:57,181 --> 00:15:00,301 Fuck all in two months, me. She won't let me near her. 262 00:15:00,661 --> 00:15:01,860 I'm pulling myself stupid. 263 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:03,901 Yeah, I can imagine. 264 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,500 You can see why I'm skint as well, can't you? 265 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,181 And if that cat walks past me one more time 266 00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:12,620 with its tail in the air, it's getting one right up the ring, 267 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:14,541 'cause I am ten wanks beyond fussy. 268 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,941 -Cheers, mate. -[coins jingle] 269 00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,500 -Hey, good luck! -Yeah, I'm gonna need it. 270 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,340 [door beeping and opening] 271 00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:26,220 -[man 1] There he is! -[man 2] Where's the kid? 272 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,901 -[men shouting] -[Pete grunts] 273 00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:30,220 -The kid! -We had to take it home. 274 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:33,261 [men shouting angrily] Get him! Get him. 275 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,941 [Kash] Oi! Get off him! Animals! 276 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,181 [man] Come on, let's search his flat. 277 00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:41,301 [man 2] Let's go! Come on, let's go! 278 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:44,100 -[all chattering] -[Pete groaning] 279 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,901 -What's all that about? -Fuck knows. 280 00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:52,620 -[doorbell ringing] -[Veronica] Kev! Door! 281 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,740 [knocking on door] 282 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,380 -[doorbell ringing] -Kev! 283 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:01,980 Veronica, I'm desperate. 284 00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:04,220 Fifteen minutes, I promise, okay? 285 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:05,460 [Veronica] Yeah, all right. 286 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,901 No biscuits, Liam, but if you help me rinse this lot off, 287 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,821 we can nip to the shop later. Come on! 288 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,541 -[door slamming shut] -[Fiona] Where is she? 289 00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:22,821 -Debbie! [footsteps thud on stairs] 290 00:16:23,701 --> 00:16:26,181 -Debbie. -[toilet flushing] 291 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,901 Debbie, get out here! 292 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:37,781 Where's his clothes? 293 00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:40,261 -They were covered in chocolate. -[groans] 294 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:54,701 [sighs] 295 00:16:55,421 --> 00:16:57,301 She stuck it on a boil wash. 296 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,661 [Veronica] Can you pass us a towel, love? 297 00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:02,661 [sighs] 298 00:17:04,061 --> 00:17:06,221 Right. What time is it? 299 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,860 Kev's back at work at six. 300 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,541 Should we get some grub started-- 301 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,620 [Jody] Why? 302 00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:18,541 Who the fuck are you? 303 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,461 -Kev, don't! -Hmm? 304 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,141 Age three to five. 305 00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:31,701 You having a laugh? That looks massive. 306 00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:36,660 Hiya, bud. Wow, aren't you a lucky lad? 307 00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:38,261 -Is that for your birthday? -No. 308 00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:40,581 -When is your birthday? -I'm nearly four. 309 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:46,581 Yeah, come on, get in. Happy birthday, mate. 310 00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:52,341 We are now looking for a three-year-old lost boy, 311 00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,420 with strawberry-blond hair. 312 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:57,221 -Got the wig off Suzy. -Who's Suzy? 313 00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:59,341 Dressing Suzy. My hairdressing kit. 314 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,741 [Tony] Wearing blue leggings, red trunks, trainers, 315 00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:03,581 and a Captain Curtis T-shirt. 316 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,221 -And the dress? -World Children shop. 317 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,940 -Answering to the name of... -Jody! 318 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:13,061 Was Jody inside or outside the gates when you grabbed her? 319 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:16,101 -I didn't "grab" her. -And it's not "her"! 320 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,101 I know. Inside. 321 00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:21,061 Please contact us immediately. We need your help. 322 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,301 We are now looking for a lost... 323 00:18:23,381 --> 00:18:26,261 -[Ian] How did you get him out? -I waved some chocolate buttons. 324 00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:27,180 [Ian] Who saw you? 325 00:18:27,741 --> 00:18:30,180 -Nobody! We just ran. -[Ian] Like that's not obvious, 326 00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,541 Legging it down the street 327 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:33,180 -with a baby? -In a pram. 328 00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:36,141 -What pram? -Liam's old one. 329 00:18:36,221 --> 00:18:38,061 -I chucked it out. -I fixed it. 330 00:18:38,581 --> 00:18:39,541 For emergencies. 331 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,381 [Ian] What kind of emergencies, Debbie? 332 00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:42,301 [Debbie] I don't know. 333 00:18:43,981 --> 00:18:46,021 What did you stick him in a dress for? 334 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,861 I wanted a girl, but none of the girls wanted the chocolate. 335 00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:50,381 [knocking on door] 336 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:55,821 Fiona! Fiona! 337 00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:00,061 Who the hell's this? 338 00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:02,061 We're not bloody child minders, you know! 339 00:19:05,221 --> 00:19:08,341 It's still damp, and it still looks brand new to me. 340 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:11,301 [Kev] I'm not saying your Debbie screwy. What did I say to you last week? 341 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,061 Put all our forks in the knife drawer and the big spoons where the little spoons go. 342 00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:16,261 Deliberately, I watched her. She's off her fucking cake sometimes. 343 00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:18,180 [Veronica] Well, who's screwy for letting her? 344 00:19:18,261 --> 00:19:19,741 -Debbie must've planned this. -[Steve] Hey. 345 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:22,301 -[Veronica] And thanks, friend! -[Fiona] Me? 346 00:19:22,381 --> 00:19:23,621 Yeah, I've had that kid in our house. 347 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,341 -I'm involved now! -[Fiona sighs] 348 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,781 [Steve] Look, Debbie's a kid herself, with a problem. 349 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,581 The worst that can happen is she gets some help. 350 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,221 [scoffs] 351 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,621 -What kind of help? -She nabbed a kid, 352 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,061 all right? If we just leave it, 353 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,621 -it's gonna get much worse. -As in grass her up? 354 00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:39,940 Lip, you said yourself, it was premeditated, yeah? 355 00:19:40,021 --> 00:19:41,821 Whoa, posh lad! [scoffs] 356 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,581 I don't know what help means where you come from, 357 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,221 but if they know it were Debbie, they'll shred her. 358 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:46,940 Screwy or not, they don't take prisoners round here. 359 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,581 Hey, she's not screwy, 360 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,141 and she didn't steal him. She borrowed him accidentally. 361 00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:54,341 Not if she used fucking chocolate to get him in a pram, Veronica. 362 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,261 [Lip] Chucky's Bride. 363 00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:56,940 [police on megaphone] We are looking for a lost 364 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,861 -three-year-old boy... -They'll torch our house! 365 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,180 ...with strawberry-blonde hair 366 00:20:00,261 --> 00:20:01,700 -wearing blue leggings... -No! 367 00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:05,061 ...red trunks, trainers, and a Captain Curtis T-shirt. 368 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,900 [Fiona] If social services find out Dad's moved in with Sheila, 369 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:10,301 they'll have a field day splitting this lot up. 370 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:11,781 [Fiona] You know what happened last time! 371 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:13,900 [ominous music] 372 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,180 [Lip] No! 373 00:20:18,061 --> 00:20:20,940 Next suggestion on a much bigger fucking postcard, if you will please, Steve. 374 00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:25,981 Jody! 375 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:27,781 [helicopter passing] 376 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,021 [police officer on megaphone] ...child, do not approach. 377 00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:32,821 I repeat, do not approach... 378 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:39,141 -[door slamming shut] -I can't eat, Sheila. 379 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,221 Well, you should try, sweetheart. 380 00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:43,461 Eh? 381 00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,581 Now, if that kid was one of mine, 382 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,741 I'd want that guy's bollocks in a bag. 383 00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:54,501 No two ways! 384 00:20:54,581 --> 00:20:56,861 So you think we're too lenient with sex offenders, then, Frank? 385 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,981 Hey, well, say what you like about Saddam, 386 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:02,021 he'd have had that twisted bastard melted down. 387 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,141 Tell Tony Blair. That's how you'll get my vote, you know, 388 00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:07,180 pasty-faced git! Write that down! 389 00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:11,341 Hey! She does Cherie Blair. Do Cherie Blair for us. Do it for us, go on. 390 00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:17,700 [screeches] I'm just a normal wife and mother. 391 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,061 No, she does it better than that, usually. 392 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:22,821 [reporter] Frank, you're a father of six. 393 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,981 [Frank] Yeah, well, you'd die for your kids, you know... 394 00:21:26,061 --> 00:21:27,660 They so much as get a temperature, you're there! 395 00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:31,461 You know, it's eight o'clock. Take me! No, give it to me! 396 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,741 So you drum it in to your children to avoid strangers? 397 00:21:33,821 --> 00:21:34,900 [Frank] I'm sick of saying it. 398 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,581 "Spot a nonce, deck him first, go for the eyes, cripple the fuck. 399 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,341 Then find an adult." 400 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:42,900 -Will they listen? -[reporter] Yeah. 401 00:21:43,981 --> 00:21:45,461 I'll try and nip back later, Frank. 402 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:47,700 Yeah, hey, Gallagher! [muffled] With a 'G'! 403 00:21:47,781 --> 00:21:49,301 [door opens] 404 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,700 -What's all that about? -[Sheila] Karen, you missed it all. 405 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,940 It's awful. Abduction. 406 00:21:56,021 --> 00:21:57,180 Little Jody. 407 00:21:57,261 --> 00:21:58,621 [sighs] 408 00:22:05,261 --> 00:22:08,821 Jody! 409 00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:16,460 [imitates Gollum] They've come to take our precious. 410 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,781 [imitates Smeagol] No, the precious is ours 411 00:22:19,861 --> 00:22:21,180 for all eternity. 412 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:25,381 It's a girly precious, not a boysy precious. 413 00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:31,940 [imitates Gollum] How can that be if he's got a penis? Oh, no. 414 00:22:32,221 --> 00:22:34,381 -[Fiona] Pack it in, you. -[Steve] Lip needs you, Carl. 415 00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:36,061 [laughs like Gollum] 416 00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:38,420 [Debbie] I only wanted to cheer him up. 417 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:39,420 [Steve] Well, who wouldn't? 418 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:42,581 -He needed looking after. -[Fiona] Yeah, we know that. 419 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:45,741 But if it's a bloke or a boy or an adult taking Jody home, 420 00:22:45,821 --> 00:22:47,341 people might think something bad. 421 00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:50,861 -Not if you took him. -We can't, 422 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:53,741 'cause we've already been round there saying we know nothing. 423 00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:55,700 We'd sound like we were telling lies! 424 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,781 -You were. -Yeah, for you! 425 00:22:59,261 --> 00:23:01,141 Look, it's just it's been three hours since-- 426 00:23:01,221 --> 00:23:03,700 -Three and a half! -That's a long time, Debbie. 427 00:23:03,781 --> 00:23:06,021 I mean, an adult would have phoned somebody by now. 428 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:11,741 Well, what would I have to say? 429 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:19,541 Get on your bike, junction of Beaker Street 430 00:23:19,621 --> 00:23:21,581 and David's Lane, the phone box on the corner. 431 00:23:21,660 --> 00:23:22,501 [Carl] Yeah. 432 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,061 Ring the police and say this. Exactly this. 433 00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:27,141 Twenty past four. Exactly 20 past four. 434 00:23:27,221 --> 00:23:28,541 -Why should I? -[Lip] Do you want to go 435 00:23:28,621 --> 00:23:30,021 into a children's home till you're 18, Carl? 436 00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:33,420 Well the one on Crofton's got a full-size trampoline. 437 00:23:33,501 --> 00:23:34,420 [Lip] Just do it! 438 00:23:36,021 --> 00:23:38,261 -I don't own a bike. -So go and nick one. 439 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,581 Shit! 440 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:53,581 [dial tone] 441 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,621 [phone line ringing] 442 00:23:57,621 --> 00:23:58,741 [operator] Emergency services. 443 00:23:58,821 --> 00:24:00,660 [Debbie] I was walking up Beaker Street... 444 00:24:01,221 --> 00:24:02,940 [Fiona] Coming from the... 445 00:24:03,021 --> 00:24:05,621 ...swimming baths, when I saw Jody. 446 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,581 -You didn't know his name then. -A little boy. 447 00:24:10,821 --> 00:24:14,781 -On his own. -On his own, and crying. 448 00:24:14,861 --> 00:24:16,861 -I asked her where her mum was. -Not her. 449 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,341 Oh, I asked him where his mum was, and he didn't know. 450 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:21,981 Good girl, that's great, Debs. 451 00:24:22,781 --> 00:24:26,261 I looked round. I couldn't see any adults. 452 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,021 He was upset. 453 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:32,501 So, I gave him some chocolate, which he liked. 454 00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:33,621 Good! 455 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,541 [Steve] Then you turned left out of David's Lane, heading for the park. 456 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,621 [Carl] Just going past Beaker Street, into David's Lane. 457 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:41,900 [operator] When was this? 458 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,141 "Ten minutes, back when I saw him." 459 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,381 "Ten minutes back. When I saw him, I thought, 460 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:51,021 'Hey, isn't that the kid everybody's looking for?' 461 00:24:51,301 --> 00:24:52,900 [operator] Definitely Captain Curtis? 462 00:24:52,981 --> 00:24:56,541 I didn't say Captain Curtis, I said red cloak, cape. 463 00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,180 -[operator] Sorry, go on. -He was with a girl. 464 00:24:58,261 --> 00:24:59,741 [operator] Can you describe the girl, Henry? 465 00:24:59,821 --> 00:25:02,261 [Steve] Then you went to the phone box at Briston Grove. 466 00:25:03,821 --> 00:25:06,180 [Debbie] I went to the phone box on Briston Grove. 467 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:09,501 I thought, "I'd best phone the police." Or somebody. 468 00:25:10,021 --> 00:25:12,700 -But that one was vandalised. -[grunts] 469 00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,420 No, wait a sec. [clears throat] 470 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,220 There's a phone box on the corner of Beaker Street 471 00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:19,061 and David's Lane. Why didn't you use that one, Debbie? 472 00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:20,501 'Cause there was someone using it. 473 00:25:20,861 --> 00:25:22,420 -An adult? -Yeah. 474 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:24,781 But you didn't tell the adult that you found a child? 475 00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,460 [Debbie] The adult was using the phone box as a toilet, 476 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,621 so, I didn't trust him. 477 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,381 -So we ran. -[Fiona] Good. 478 00:25:32,021 --> 00:25:34,660 So, I decided to walk towards home and tell youse. 479 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,581 -So, we crossed Benson Road... -At the crossing. 480 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,501 Crossed Benson Road at the pelican, 481 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,581 and Jody caught his cloak on 482 00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:43,021 -a bit of fencing... -Go, go, go! 483 00:25:43,101 --> 00:25:44,101 ...and it ripped. 484 00:25:44,861 --> 00:25:45,900 Hey, wow! 485 00:25:45,981 --> 00:25:47,861 -What do you look like now? -A girl! 486 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:50,501 -No, you don't. -A lipstick. 487 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:53,420 Not lipstick. Where's your socks? 488 00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,341 -[giggles] -Socks! 489 00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:57,940 [Steve] Fiona's gonna switch the kids. If anybody asks, 490 00:25:58,021 --> 00:25:59,621 she's been shopping, all right? 491 00:26:00,581 --> 00:26:02,621 All right, we're getting off, but I'll see you round Sheila's 492 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:03,741 in about half an hour, all right? 493 00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:05,220 [sighs] 494 00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:07,621 Uh, Lip, can you stick the kids in the car, please? 495 00:26:07,861 --> 00:26:09,940 -Come on, you two, quick! -[Debbie] I'm coming. 496 00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,981 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. What's-- What's going on? 497 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:15,021 What will they do to her if they find her? 498 00:26:15,101 --> 00:26:17,021 Look, don't even think about this, all right? 499 00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:18,821 She's fine. She's doing great. 500 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,741 But she can't tell lies. She never could. 501 00:26:21,381 --> 00:26:23,821 -She's not even sorry! -[Steve] Yeah, I know. 502 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:27,261 Look, if this all goes pear-shaped 503 00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:29,821 and the authorities get involved, do you want me to say I'm living here? 504 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,981 Why? 505 00:26:31,061 --> 00:26:32,900 [Steve] To minimise the risk of the kids getting split up 506 00:26:32,981 --> 00:26:34,781 if they know that there's two wages coming in. 507 00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:38,940 -Yeah. Yeah. -All right? Come here. 508 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:44,460 -Good luck. All right? -[sighs] 509 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,460 -Bravo Echo, come in. -[operator] Receiving, over. 510 00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:51,940 Unconfirmed sighting at the junction of Beaker Street and David's Lane. 511 00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:54,861 Captain Curtis, question mark, could be little Jody. 512 00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:57,660 Being accompanied by a young girl, question mark. 513 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,821 Young girl with bag or handbag, question mark. 514 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,621 Could be girl or small elderly female. 515 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,900 -Proceed to target immediately. -[operator] On our way. Over. 516 00:27:04,981 --> 00:27:06,501 -[indistinct chatter] -[phones ringing] 517 00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:11,700 Now. 518 00:27:12,301 --> 00:27:13,220 Come on. Now. 519 00:27:13,741 --> 00:27:14,821 Come on, Liam, go with Debbie. 520 00:27:15,021 --> 00:27:16,660 Here you are, look, choc-- chocolate, choc-choc. 521 00:27:17,021 --> 00:27:19,581 Come on. Go with Debbie. Good boy, pal. 522 00:27:21,581 --> 00:27:24,061 -Debbie, do you trust Fiona? -[Debbie] Yeah. 523 00:27:24,141 --> 00:27:26,660 Right. Do you think she trusts you? 'Cause I don't know that she does. 524 00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:29,940 She thinks you're a crap liar, right? But do you know what I think, Debs? 525 00:27:30,141 --> 00:27:30,981 No. 526 00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:32,621 I think you could be a brilliant liar 527 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,660 if you wanted to be. I think you could be a much better liar than you're letting on. 528 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:38,141 Hey, do you know lawyers and doctors 529 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:40,101 -and nurses and all that lot? -[Debbie] Yeah. 530 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,981 All liars, professional liars. 531 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,341 But they learn to tell lies to make people's lives better. 532 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:47,781 Look, your doctor, he wouldn't say, "Tough shit, you're dying of cancer", would he? 533 00:27:47,861 --> 00:27:49,700 -No. -He'd say, um, "We're doing all we can", 534 00:27:49,781 --> 00:27:50,621 wouldn't he? 535 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,460 -Yeah. -Right. So, what if today 536 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,180 you're a doctor. If you were telling a doctor's kind of lie, 537 00:27:56,261 --> 00:27:58,021 you wouldn't even blush, would you, Debs? 538 00:27:58,621 --> 00:28:01,021 -No. -[Steve] Right. You're a doctor. 539 00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,301 -Can I be a nurse? -[Steve] Yeah. 540 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,101 Right, be brilliant. Yeah, Debs? 541 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,581 -[Liam] I'll be the doctor. -[Steve] Jacket. 542 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:10,940 Get my jacket. Come on. 543 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,660 Good luck. 544 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:15,861 -Be a good doctor, yeah? -Yeah. 545 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:16,940 And I'll be a good nurse. 546 00:28:22,141 --> 00:28:24,261 -[woman] Jody! -Jody! 547 00:28:25,101 --> 00:28:27,101 Jody, where are you? 548 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,101 -Jody! -[woman] Jody! 549 00:28:34,261 --> 00:28:37,341 -[woman] Jody! -[man] Jody! 550 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,420 -[Liam] Boo! -Boo. 551 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,341 Whoopsie-daisy. 552 00:28:51,621 --> 00:28:53,541 Get in, Liam. In the pram! 553 00:28:53,621 --> 00:28:55,660 Not now. Where are you going? 554 00:28:55,741 --> 00:28:57,261 Don't do this to me now! 555 00:28:57,581 --> 00:28:58,821 [Liam giggling] 556 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,621 Come back here, please! 557 00:29:05,061 --> 00:29:07,141 -[glasses clinking] -[indistinct chatter] 558 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:10,460 -[Kev] What? -What are you doing? 559 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,501 -Bar work. I'm being a barman. -Well, you're not due while six. 560 00:29:13,581 --> 00:29:14,781 Oh, me watch must be fucked. 561 00:29:14,861 --> 00:29:16,220 Oh, well, I'm here now, aren't I? 562 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,821 -Usual, Billy? -Well, I'm only paying you from six! 563 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:19,741 [Kev] Yeah. 564 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,141 [sport playing on TV] 565 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:28,741 Captain Curtis, eh? 566 00:29:31,101 --> 00:29:32,781 It's been a while since I've seen one of them. 567 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:40,980 Captain Curtis costume. Kid in a Captain Curtis costume. 568 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,141 Takes you back, doesn't it? 569 00:29:47,501 --> 00:29:51,061 Child! Blonde! About three! 570 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,660 In a Captain fucking Curtis costume! 571 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:55,660 No? 572 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:56,741 None of you? 573 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,220 -Forget it! -[Jez] What did you say, Kev? 574 00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,621 -Forget it. -No, Captain Curtis, go on. 575 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,621 I was saying-- Well, I were trying to say... 576 00:30:04,821 --> 00:30:07,180 Isn't it weird? 'Cause I haven't seen a Captain Curtis costume 577 00:30:07,261 --> 00:30:08,660 in years, and I used to have one. 578 00:30:08,741 --> 00:30:11,301 I just passed a kid in one and it made me smile 579 00:30:11,381 --> 00:30:12,381 'cause it reminded me of me. 580 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,141 -Have you told anybody? -[Kev] Yeah. 581 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,341 But these deaf old twats aren't interested. 582 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:19,101 No, because that's what they are. No, where-- where did you see him? 583 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:22,541 I just passed him on Benson Road. 584 00:30:23,501 --> 00:30:25,381 That's him. Little lad, little Jody, 585 00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:28,061 he vanished this afternoon. They've been searching everywhere for him. 586 00:30:28,141 --> 00:30:29,341 Oh, which I've heard nothing about. 587 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,341 -I've been at a wedding, me. -Sure, Kev, 588 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:32,420 -blonde? -[Kev] Blonde. 589 00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:33,781 -About three? -About three. 590 00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:35,220 [dial pad clicking] 591 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,781 -[Jez] With a junkie? -No, no, with a young... 592 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:44,660 I wouldn't say it were a young girl if it were Debbie from next door. 593 00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:46,420 I'd say it were Debbie from next door, wouldn't I? 594 00:30:46,501 --> 00:30:48,061 What if she was wearing a hat or something? 595 00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:50,381 -Is she? -No. I'll ring you back. God. 596 00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:58,741 [mobile phone ringing] 597 00:30:59,861 --> 00:31:00,861 Veronica? 598 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:03,141 [Veronica] Debbie needs a hat so Kev wouldn't recognise her. 599 00:31:03,220 --> 00:31:04,301 -But she isn't. -We know that. 600 00:31:04,381 --> 00:31:06,660 -But she needs to be or he would. -What kind of hat? 601 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:07,700 Well, what have you got? 602 00:31:07,781 --> 00:31:10,301 -I'm not with Debbie. She's in position. -[Veronica] Oh, Jesus! 603 00:31:10,741 --> 00:31:12,501 It's all right, we're sorted. Baseball cap, black. 604 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,101 [mobile phone ringing] 605 00:31:16,381 --> 00:31:17,621 Yeah. 606 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:20,061 Kev, the police need to know where they're heading. 607 00:31:21,621 --> 00:31:22,581 Black baseball cap. 608 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:26,460 Debbie. 609 00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:28,861 You need to be wearing this. 610 00:31:29,381 --> 00:31:31,381 -Not if I'm a nurse. -What? 611 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,741 I'm a nurse now. 612 00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:34,781 And I'm a brain surgeon, so just put the cap on, Debs. 613 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:36,781 -[boy] Oi! -[Debbie] All right. 614 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:41,541 Come on. All right, yeah. Good boy. 615 00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,861 -Where's your cape? -[Jody] I don't know. 616 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:47,341 [police officer] Yeah. Yeah. Hang on a sec. 617 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:50,301 That's Benson Road? Right. Heading in which direction? 618 00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:51,621 [phones ringing] 619 00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:54,861 [Fiona] So, they've not found him? 620 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:56,821 I can't stop thinking what his parents 621 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,261 -must be going through. -Oh, I know. 622 00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:04,541 Would you like a drink, Fiona? I've got no mixers left. 623 00:32:04,621 --> 00:32:08,940 Oh, uh, a cup of tea would be great, thanks, Sheila. 624 00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,501 You sit down. You look worn out. 625 00:32:12,581 --> 00:32:14,021 Oh, just ignore me. 626 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:17,301 Clock stopped at two, so I took double medication by accident. 627 00:32:17,381 --> 00:32:18,501 [Sheila breathes deeply] 628 00:32:18,581 --> 00:32:20,141 Hi, sweetheart! 629 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:23,021 Come here. Give us a cuddle for a chocolate finger. 630 00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,220 -[Sheila exhales sharply] -I'll stick the kettle on. 631 00:32:25,301 --> 00:32:26,700 [Sheila] Aren't you getting chubby? 632 00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:28,940 I can hardly lift you. Oh. [exhales sharply] 633 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:31,980 [phone ringing] 634 00:32:33,061 --> 00:32:34,381 Can you stay on the line, please, sir? 635 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:36,660 [Kev] I've got customers to serve here, mate. 636 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:39,301 -[Jez] Tell him you work in the Jockey. -Just hold the line, please. 637 00:32:40,101 --> 00:32:42,821 This is promising. Not random, definite pattern to it. 638 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,501 Here, 16:10, here, 16:30. 639 00:32:46,301 --> 00:32:48,980 -Makes sense on foot? -[man] Yeah, right. 640 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:50,660 [phone ringing] 641 00:32:52,460 --> 00:32:54,061 Tango-4, current location? 642 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,821 Yeah, we're at Ridgeway Road, waiting on Unit 15. 643 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:59,261 -Nothing as yet, Sarge. -[police officer] Flip round, head east, 644 00:32:59,341 --> 00:33:01,101 towards Benson Road direction of Chatsworth Estate. 645 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,381 Second possible sighting with consistent information so shift yourselves. 646 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,821 -[Tony] RAU. -What? 647 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,381 -[siren blaring] -Received and Understood. 648 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:10,861 So say, "Received and understood." 649 00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:14,460 Yeah, but that's seven syllables and we're in a rush, so RAU. 650 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:18,781 God, if it's nonces we're after, 651 00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:20,821 we should be nailing that creepy shit! 652 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,700 Have you seen his locker? S Club 8! 653 00:33:24,301 --> 00:33:26,061 -[Sheila] Peek-a-boo. -[Liam] Peek-a-boo. 654 00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:28,660 -[Sheila] Peek-a-boo. -[Liam] Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo! 655 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,220 -[Sheila] Peek-a-boo! -[Liam] Peek-a-boo! 656 00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,101 -[screams] -[Sheila] What? 657 00:33:32,341 --> 00:33:35,781 Hey! Lads have just kicked a confession out of Ice Cream Alec. 658 00:33:35,861 --> 00:33:37,980 He's admitted to dipping his knob in the tubs. 659 00:33:38,061 --> 00:33:40,301 What? He took little Jody? 660 00:33:40,381 --> 00:33:42,021 We don't know till he comes out of theatre. 661 00:33:42,581 --> 00:33:44,341 [indistinct shouting] 662 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,061 -[door slamming shut] -[Sheila breathes heavily] 663 00:33:48,581 --> 00:33:50,740 [siren blaring] 664 00:34:04,581 --> 00:34:05,621 [Debbie speaks indistinctly] 665 00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:08,860 I don't know. I can't be a nurse. 666 00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:10,260 I don't feel like a nurse. 667 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:13,340 I'm not in a dress, so how can I feel like a nurse? 668 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:15,660 [boy] It's Jody! 669 00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:18,541 [serene music] 670 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:33,101 [indistinct chatter] 671 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:36,621 [clamouring] 672 00:34:38,381 --> 00:34:39,501 [Jackie] Jody! 673 00:34:40,981 --> 00:34:42,780 [crowd cheering] 674 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:49,220 [siren blaring] 675 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,141 [cheering] 676 00:34:57,181 --> 00:34:58,701 [indistinct chatter] 677 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,141 Where the hell have you been? 678 00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:06,701 We've been worried sick about you. 679 00:35:09,181 --> 00:35:11,860 -Where did you find him? -[Debbie] He was on his own. 680 00:35:12,381 --> 00:35:13,941 And he didn't know where he lived. 681 00:35:14,941 --> 00:35:15,901 Thank you. 682 00:35:16,501 --> 00:35:17,701 [Frank] What did I say? 683 00:35:17,981 --> 00:35:21,141 -[Jackie] Thank you. -We'll find him for you! 684 00:35:22,340 --> 00:35:25,421 Little Debbie! Little Jody! 685 00:35:25,741 --> 00:35:27,300 [cheers] 686 00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:29,661 [Stewart] How can we ever thank you? 687 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:31,820 [crowd cheering] 688 00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:37,421 -[coins clinking] -[cheering] 689 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:41,541 [crowd cheering] 690 00:35:51,461 --> 00:35:52,421 Hi, Debbie. 691 00:35:53,381 --> 00:35:54,421 Can we take her somewhere quiet? 692 00:35:54,501 --> 00:35:56,501 -What for? -[Tony] We just need to take a statement. 693 00:35:56,581 --> 00:35:57,461 But she found him. 694 00:35:57,541 --> 00:35:58,981 I know, we need to take a statement. 695 00:35:59,061 --> 00:36:00,381 -[Frank] What? -You can stay with her. 696 00:36:00,461 --> 00:36:02,181 It's okay, I'll be fine. 697 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,141 She probably wants you with her. 698 00:36:05,221 --> 00:36:07,381 Yeah, 'course she will. Come on, Debs. 699 00:36:07,901 --> 00:36:09,261 We'll pick it up later. 700 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,860 -[Lip] Uh-uh! It's Debbie's. -[Frank] I know! 701 00:36:14,621 --> 00:36:15,860 [Lip] Just so you do. 702 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,261 [Frank] Get it now before it all... 703 00:36:17,581 --> 00:36:18,780 [Lip] Quick, Ian, it's blowing away! 704 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:22,501 [Frank] Oh, fuck! Does it look like that scene in Gone with the Wind? 705 00:36:27,901 --> 00:36:28,860 Karen! 706 00:36:30,701 --> 00:36:32,101 Did your mum pass that message on? 707 00:36:32,181 --> 00:36:33,021 About? 708 00:36:33,621 --> 00:36:35,381 I just rang to see if you fancied a quick jump. 709 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:37,421 -You said that to me mum? -Joke! 710 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:42,340 Knowing her, she'd go, "Hang on, I'll just see if she's ready." 711 00:36:42,421 --> 00:36:44,741 Aw. You two had a barney? 712 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,501 Chance would be a fine thing! 713 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:48,941 A new bloke walks into her life, and suddenly it's, 714 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,101 -"Karen? Who's Karen?" -[laughs] 715 00:36:51,181 --> 00:36:52,820 You are the only person I know 716 00:36:52,901 --> 00:36:55,061 who'd refer to me dad as a "new bloke." 717 00:36:55,141 --> 00:36:57,340 There's a Buddhist saying that we all get reincarnated 718 00:36:57,421 --> 00:36:59,701 until we've been, done, and seen everything. 719 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:01,141 Dad reckons he's way up that ladder. 720 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:03,101 To hear him talk, you couldn't teach him a thing. 721 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:07,221 I mean, it's never occurred to him that he might just be thick as pig shit. 722 00:37:08,181 --> 00:37:11,021 If you want rid of him, just start mentioning full-time work. 723 00:37:11,101 --> 00:37:12,461 It's not your dad that's the problem. 724 00:37:13,380 --> 00:37:14,340 That's a new one. 725 00:37:15,221 --> 00:37:16,380 I might nip round later. 726 00:37:16,941 --> 00:37:19,181 Oi! Oi! 727 00:37:38,101 --> 00:37:40,581 [inaudible] 728 00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:55,820 Look, they gave me this, and a book token. 729 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:56,860 Let's have a look. 730 00:37:57,741 --> 00:38:00,581 -Golden Citizen Award. -Wow! 731 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,621 And this, look. 732 00:38:02,941 --> 00:38:04,981 -[Fiona] Oh, a tenner. -Ten pounds. 733 00:38:05,461 --> 00:38:06,741 -[chuckles] -Blimey, Debs. 734 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:11,021 ["Countdown" theme music playing on TV] 735 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,461 ["Countdown" theme ends] 736 00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,221 [door opening] 737 00:38:41,021 --> 00:38:42,780 Just doing a coffee if you fancy one. 738 00:38:43,261 --> 00:38:44,300 I don't drink coffee. 739 00:38:51,421 --> 00:38:52,701 [sighs] 740 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:55,661 -Been a bit worried about you. -Me? 741 00:38:56,021 --> 00:38:58,461 Yeah, I mean, all that business yesterday, you know. 742 00:38:59,661 --> 00:39:00,941 Creeps on the loose. 743 00:39:05,621 --> 00:39:08,141 -You've gone a bit quiet. -I am quiet. 744 00:39:09,021 --> 00:39:10,061 Where's Mum? 745 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:12,780 She's having a kip. 746 00:39:13,021 --> 00:39:15,860 No, it's just that, you know, girls like you 747 00:39:16,461 --> 00:39:19,380 getting the eye from all sorts, you know, you need to... 748 00:39:20,581 --> 00:39:22,061 you know, look after yourself. 749 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,981 I know how to look after myself. 750 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:24,981 Whoa, whoa. 751 00:39:26,181 --> 00:39:29,380 'Cause now, eh, you're a young lass. 752 00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:33,941 Very young. And that's dodgy. Very dodgy. 753 00:39:34,701 --> 00:39:39,380 All... this could go down a long... 754 00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:41,780 wrong... 755 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:43,860 big... 756 00:39:44,661 --> 00:39:46,741 bad road. 757 00:39:49,461 --> 00:39:50,621 I am a bit dodgy. 758 00:39:51,701 --> 00:39:52,860 And so are you, 759 00:39:53,461 --> 00:39:55,701 or you wouldn't still be whispering. 760 00:39:58,421 --> 00:40:00,021 [Frank grunting] 761 00:40:05,981 --> 00:40:08,141 ["Countdown" music playing over TV] 762 00:40:11,941 --> 00:40:14,541 She invented tons of stuff we hadn't fed her. 763 00:40:15,661 --> 00:40:18,340 The more she lied, the more she smiled, 764 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,261 the faster she talked. 765 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:24,380 I'm sticking a lock on our bedroom door. 766 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:30,300 [all laughing] 767 00:40:36,421 --> 00:40:39,221 It won't save you from a fire if she takes up arson. 768 00:40:52,141 --> 00:40:53,661 [Debbie giggling] 769 00:40:56,141 --> 00:40:59,901 Seventy-five, 80, 85, 770 00:41:00,421 --> 00:41:04,461 ninety, 95, 100, 771 00:41:05,261 --> 00:41:10,141 one hundred and five, ten, 15, 772 00:41:11,021 --> 00:41:13,860 twenty, 25... 773 00:41:13,941 --> 00:41:15,380 [man on TV] ...sash windows. 774 00:41:15,581 --> 00:41:20,741 Now the main problem with sash windows that you'll find is the rotten sill. 775 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:22,101 [sighs] 776 00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:28,541 Sit yourself down, love. I think he's in the bathroom. 777 00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:31,061 -Frank! -[Frank] Bathroom! 778 00:41:31,621 --> 00:41:33,380 Turn the fire down if it's too hot. 779 00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:34,941 -Fine. -[Sheila] Tea or coffee, love? 780 00:41:35,021 --> 00:41:36,101 [Steve] I'm fine, thank you. 781 00:41:37,741 --> 00:41:40,901 -Who did you say you are, again? -Steve, I'm Fiona's bloke. 782 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:42,021 [Sheila] That's right. 783 00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:44,621 Who's Fiona? 784 00:41:46,101 --> 00:41:47,221 Frank's daughter. 785 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:48,901 [Sheila sighs] Oh! [chuckles] 786 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:54,101 Take no notice. She's just woken up. [chuckles] 787 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,141 -[Steve chuckles] -[Sheila laughing hysterically] 788 00:41:58,941 --> 00:42:00,541 -Come again? -[sighs] 789 00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:03,101 Fiona doesn't know whether you're coming or going, right? 790 00:42:04,141 --> 00:42:05,141 I mean... 791 00:42:06,141 --> 00:42:07,421 can we use your room, 792 00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:09,661 or are you planning on coming back to Windsor Gardens? 793 00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:16,501 You must be fucking joking! 794 00:42:18,261 --> 00:42:19,221 [chuckles] 795 00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,701 [music playing] 796 00:42:27,701 --> 00:42:28,941 [Ian groaning] 797 00:42:29,261 --> 00:42:30,380 [Lip grunting] 798 00:42:32,141 --> 00:42:34,261 -[grunts] -[indistinct chatter] 799 00:42:36,741 --> 00:42:38,141 [Fiona] Careful. 800 00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:44,261 [indistinct chatter] 801 00:42:49,421 --> 00:42:51,741 [Fiona] Timber! [laughing] 802 00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:12,300 -What are you wearing? -I've been to Rebecca's party. 803 00:43:18,021 --> 00:43:20,541 [serene music] 804 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:32,421 [door opening] 805 00:43:37,661 --> 00:43:39,501 [all chuckling] 806 00:43:41,141 --> 00:43:42,621 -[Debbie] Is this for me? -[Lip] You like it? 807 00:43:58,221 --> 00:44:00,860 [Steve] Now, people with good imaginations get bored 808 00:44:00,941 --> 00:44:02,181 when nothing much happens. 809 00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:04,300 There's one school of thought that says 810 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:06,501 tackle the problem at source, treat the sickness. 811 00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:09,581 Round here, though, therapy was an unfamiliar word. 812 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,860 Blackmail and bribery were tried and tested techniques. 813 00:44:13,621 --> 00:44:15,701 Debbie's compulsion scared us all to death. 814 00:44:16,461 --> 00:44:18,061 So, when she took the newest, 815 00:44:18,141 --> 00:44:20,300 most vulnerable member of the family to her bosom... 816 00:44:21,261 --> 00:44:23,261 -we were thrilled. -[Kev cheers] Hey. 817 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:24,661 [laughs] 818 00:44:25,661 --> 00:44:27,300 Eh, so, what are you going to call it? 819 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:28,741 [all laugh] 820 00:44:29,661 --> 00:44:32,101 [indistinct chatter] 821 00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:40,261 Where on earth do I find the sugar? 822 00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:42,141 Lip, have you put the sugar in the teapot again? 823 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,340 -[Lip] No. -[Steve] You have! 824 00:44:43,421 --> 00:44:45,021 -[Lip] I haven't. -[Steve] You have! Look! 825 00:44:46,701 --> 00:44:49,860 [Fiona] Don't do that, Liam! No! 826 00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:51,181 [Steve chuckles] 827 00:44:51,261 --> 00:44:53,141 -Oh, Liam, mate! -[Fiona] That's disgusting! 828 00:44:53,701 --> 00:44:55,221 [indistinct chatter] 829 00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:57,621 [Lip] It wasn't me. 830 00:44:58,621 --> 00:44:59,941 [indistinct chatter] 831 00:45:01,621 --> 00:45:04,021 [TV playing indistinctly] 832 00:45:10,221 --> 00:45:12,820 [Fiona] Debbie, you should be ready for school. 833 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,021 I can't go to school. 834 00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:18,820 [Fiona] Why not? 835 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:21,421 He's had me up half the night with diarrhoea. 836 00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,021 [toy baby cries] 837 00:45:26,461 --> 00:45:27,780 [Steve] And if you think that was bad, 838 00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:30,461 you should've been there for the three weeks off with measles. 839 00:45:30,541 --> 00:45:32,061 Tell her teacher she's got the flu. 840 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:37,820 It's too near the doors. 841 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,300 Ooh! My shopping didn't go very well. 842 00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:41,581 This has got to be a wind-up. 843 00:45:41,661 --> 00:45:43,860 If you don't turn up at school, some bloody teacher 844 00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:45,780 -will turn up on your doorstep. -Yep. 845 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:47,421 [Lip] All you have to do is tip up and smile. 846 00:45:47,501 --> 00:45:50,340 You'll be in the Jockey by ten and I'm sweet for sixth form. 847 00:45:50,421 --> 00:45:52,780 [Frank] I've just told me own kids to go swivel. 848 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:55,021 You are so coming tonight, Frank. 849 00:45:55,101 --> 00:45:56,860 -Hey, we can't-- [muffled] -[Karen] Oh, we can. 850 00:45:56,941 --> 00:45:58,340 [Frank] The way they grow up these days. 851 00:45:58,421 --> 00:45:59,860 Is there somebody else? 852 00:45:59,941 --> 00:46:01,780 [Steve] How long have you been fucking Karen for? 853 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,021 Who do you reckon it is, Lip? 854 00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:06,221 [Steve] You call time on it, Frank, or I'll blow the whistle. 855 00:46:06,741 --> 00:46:08,181 You animal! 856 00:46:08,261 --> 00:46:09,661 He fucked her and I'm going to fuck him! 857 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,021 [theme music plays] 858 00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:50,581 [Debbie and Veronica singing] ♪ Sunshine girl ♪ 859 00:46:50,661 --> 00:46:52,261 ♪ I'm looking down your blouse ♪ 860 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:54,061 ♪ I see two mountains ♪ 861 00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:57,421 ♪ I wonder what they are Won't you invite me ♪ 862 00:46:57,501 --> 00:47:00,501 ♪ To squeeze them tightly Not bloody likely ♪ 863 00:47:00,581 --> 00:47:02,421 ♪ I'm such a girl! ♪ 864 00:47:02,501 --> 00:47:04,741 -[Veronica giggling] -[Debbie laughing]